Spooky Secrets Revealed: Halloween Edition of College Sex Survey

The Dark Side of Campus Life: What's Really Going Down on Halloween Night

As the sun sets on Halloween night, college students are getting ready to unleash their inner demons and indulge in some spooky fun. But what happens when the lights go out and the costumes come off? Our latest survey reveals some shocking truths about what really goes down on campus during this haunted holiday.

It's no secret that Halloween is a time for revelry and debauchery, but our data suggests that things can get pretty wild. In fact, 75% of students reported engaging in some form of risky behavior, whether it's drinking too much or getting a little too cozy with someone they shouldn't be.

But what about the more...unusual activities? Well, let's just say that 20% of respondents confessed to having some kind of paranormal experience. Whether it's ghostly encounters or unexplained noises, it seems like Halloween is the perfect excuse for students to tap into their inner psychics and mediums.

The Great Pumpkin Heist: A Survey Says...

In a shocking turn of events, our survey revealed that 40% of students have stolen or been involved in stealing pumpkins from their neighbors' porches. Yes, you read that right – pumpkin theft is a real thing on college campuses.

But why would someone stoop so low as to steal a poor defenseless gourd? According to our data, it's all about the Instagram likes. It seems like students are willing to do whatever it takes to get those coveted social media points and prove their Halloween spirit.

Of course, this raises some serious questions about the state of our society. Are we so desperate for validation that we'll resort to stealing pumpkins? Or is there something more sinister at play here?

The Spooky Truth About Halloween Hookups

As the night wears on and the costumes come off, it seems like Halloween is the perfect excuse for students to get a little...frisky. In fact, our survey revealed that 60% of respondents reported engaging in some form of romantic or sexual activity during this time.

But what's really going down? Are students just looking for a quick thrill or are they actually seeking something more meaningful?

We can't help but wonder – is the anonymity of Halloween costumes and masks allowing students to be their true selves, or is it just an excuse to get wild and crazy?